last night

what do you get with....

• a newborn
• 12 mothers or moms to be
• 12 teachers
• wine
• piles of baby gifts
• and me uncomfortably sitting on the couch while pregnant women rubbed their bellies and asked when i was having kids.

you get a fast getaway and the reinforcement that one is still unsure about kids....not to mention that hearing about the birthing process is enough to make you never want to have kids.
Pushing a watermelon out a space the size of a lemon!